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[sense6]

Originally Posted by Rhynomurf

"Dad, what does NY stand for?"

"maybe Next Year."

Cheers,
Ryan

HEY! you have to have at least 10 trades before you can make fun of the beloved!
LOL but good one LOL!

[OriolesFan]

Dad to son - "Well now that you've been here son, what do you think?"
son to Dad - "There's nothing like "New Yuck" dad!!!
Dad to son - Yes Puck (son's name) you're right, and with the way their team plays they get "New Yuck" every season.

OR

son to dad - Hey Dad, what does N Y stand for??????
dad to son - Why it stands for New York, and their nickname is Yankees.
son to dad - Are you sure?
dad to son - Yes, why?????
son to dad - Because the way they played today it looked like a comedy skit, so I figured N Y meant "NEW YUCK". I was laughing so hard - YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!
dad to son - True they were so bad that they were funny today.
son to dad - One more ? dad, do they call them Yankees because they "yank" them off the field when they play bad?
dad to son - Could be son, could be.

OR

Dad to son - Well son, what do you think about your visit to YANKEE STADIUM?

son to Dad - It was nice, but its no where as COOL as where you play.

THANKS for the contest.

[alonzomourning]

Crosby - "Hey Mario, how did we turn into real penquins?"
Lemiux - "New York has has this way of making everything literal."
Crosby - "Was that why A-Rod was choking to death in the dugout?"

Thanks for the contest!

[Dacubs?]

Don't worry son, you'll learn to fly before these guys win a world series again

[Bondsaway]

Ok now your starting to heat it up! Keep them coming! I'll end this on friday the 12th

[aceecards]

Dad, I dont like this george guy and who is this Ruth chick they keep talking about.. anyhows.. Why cant we move to Memphis.. The we can be called the..

"Tennessee Tuxedos"!

[dd316]

"Steinbrenner doesn't even look at who he's throwing money to any more."

[dirtydistance]

"With me and you, we're bound to have this kinda tradition in the Burgh"

[knuckleballerMC]

Son, you are one of the lucky children that didn't get picked by this team. You would have been shipped away by now for a 40 year old washed up pitcher.

or

"Dad, what does NY stand for?"

"No young'n's Sid. Let's get out of here before they spot you."

or

mario: Did you enjoy the game today Sid?
sid: Of course, but NY shouldnt bring fishys out of water to play.
mario: What are you talking about son?
sid: Didn't you see the guy at 3rd? He was flapping all over because he needs to go back in the water. And he missed all the balls because of it too.

or

Mario: This should be a good game, they're playing the Athletics.
Sid: Let me get a picture with Swisher. Even I look like Derek Jeter standing next to that thing.

or

Sid: Where are we?
Mario: The stadium of the most successful baseball franchise in MLB history.
Sid: What about the team back at home?
Mario: Those pirates couldn't find the playoffs with 2 eyes.

[Bondsaway]

Oh man someone took a stab at my pirates! Good thing we aren't playing the gong show! LOL

One more day left!