Hopefully this will make you chuckle

**Grid** · 03-02-2005, 07:22 PM

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>
> > How To Shower Like a Woman/Man
>
> >
>
> > How To Shower Like a Woman:
>
> >
>
> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according
>to
>lights and darks.
>
> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do
>more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>
> > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah
>wide loofah and pumice stone.
>
> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>vitamins.
>
> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>
> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until
>red.
>
> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
>
> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
> > Shave armpits and legs.
>
> > Turn off shower.
>
> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>
> > Get out of shower.
>
> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> >
>
> > How To Shower Like a Man:
>
> >
>
> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them
>in
>a pile.
>
> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
>'woo-woo'
>sound.
>
> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
>
> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
>
> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>
> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
>
> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
>
> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> > Partially dry off.
>
> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
tub
>the
>whole time.
>
> > Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>
> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make
the
>'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> > Throw wet towel on bed.
>
> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
behind
>
> > this, there is something so very wrong with you.

1_culpepper_fan · 03-02-2005, 08:24 PM

That was great Grid.

Thanks for the laugh

crazyderik · 03-03-2005, 03:52 AM

I laughed but I made my wife read it....she only smiled and said "i see all men are the same"

**thebighurt035** · 03-03-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyderik

I laughed but I made my wife read it....she only smiled and said "i see all men are the same"

Derik,
my wife saw this and said the same thing

Will,
thanks for the laugh that was good.

Roy

kobe847 · 03-03-2005, 04:23 PM

haha good one

**Grid** · 03-03-2005, 07:45 PM

I can actually see some guys being like that lol.

A_Kearns_Collector28 · 03-03-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grid

> > How To Shower Like a [b] Card collector [b] Man:
>
> >
>
> > Take off plastic sleeves while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them
>in
>a pile.
>
> > run to the bathroom.
>
> > If you see wife along the way, shake Michael Jordan RC at her making the
>'woo-woo'
>sound.
>
> > Look at your manly hands in the mirror.
>
> > Admire the size of your auto collection and scratch your redemption card
>
> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
>
> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off,hoping to gain mojo from this
>
> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower,and what it would be like if Lebron James did the same thing
>
> > Spend majority of time washing protective case and surrounding area.
>
> > Wash your graded cards, leaving those nasty grades stuck on the
soap.
>
> > Wash your 1/1 Printing plate
>
> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> > Partially dry off.
>
> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
tub
>the
>whole time.
>
> > Admire collection size in mirror again.
>
> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your hidden Lebron James auto at her and make
the
>'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> > Throw wet towel on bed.
>
Get on TR to trade with friends!!!

Hope you like my new version of it,re-read it in this quote,I like it

**Grid** · 03-04-2005, 01:45 AM

Thats actually pretty funny too! lol.